There’s nothing I like better than a beautiful sunset. Except maybe a gorgeous sunrise. And a naked woman painted pink and orange floating through the sky.

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

“A brick could be used as the lead singer of a band called “The More Interesting…”

“My heart beats to the rhythm of the windshield wipers. I’d better never drive i…”

“I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”