There’s nothing nine-tenths about me as a person. I’m a 100% kind of guy, at least half the time.


“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”

“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop ca…”

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decision…”

“I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plant…”