There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get permission for me.

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that i…”

“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done sw…”

“Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but whe…”