There’s truth in what you say, even though it’s all lies.

“Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the mo…”

“Three Guys and a Goat is not a good name for a bed and breakfast. I know, becau…”

“I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldn’t te…”

“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow an…”