They should make suitcases shaped like human bodies, for discretely transporting dead cadavers. And I should get a friends and family discount.

“This is the true story of my life, as told by a complete liar (me). While that …”

“My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap yo…”

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”

“A quiet kid is a good kid. But a quiet and invisible kid is an even better kid.”