Thinking ahead is like remembering the future. How about that time we made love? I’ll bet it will be amazing.

“If my father were Cupid, and my mother were Helen Keller, I suppose I probably …”

“My asshole smells like a paper mill. Three cheers for being a writer.”

“I’m not in manufacturing, but I make something. I make a difference. But to be …”

“A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to inc…”