Thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three things. That’s all I need to get by. Oh, and I guess I also need love. Better make that thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty four.

“Her name was Penny, and she was good looking. She wasn’t a dime, but she wasn’t…”

“A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t yo…”

“I covered up my mistakes—with dirt, like you’d do with any other dead bodies.”

“Obesity isn't as cool as it used to be, back in the earlier centuries. Before i…”