This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.

“Blankets could be used to identify liars and thieves, if lawmakers passed laws …”

“I have a cigarette for a penis. Except when I get sexually aroused it turns int…”

“I am the world’s greatest American. I narrowly beat out all of China for the ti…”

“When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.”