This is a pickup line that’s sure to not work: I want to inquire if you’re in choir or not, because you’re singing to my heart. So, can I see your boobies or what?

“Scars exist to show that I existed. I myself don’t have any scars, but every si…”

“Issues need to be addressed. So do boxes of bricks that need to be mailed. Make…”

“I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.”

“I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will le…”