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“A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.”

“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar i…”

“Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.”

“I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer…”