This is passive-aggression in action.

“Someday you will die, and until you know that, you're useless to me.”

“Call me the voice of ex­pe­ri­ence.”

“Santa Claus is just a story," says Seth. "He's just the opening band to God. Th…”

“You re­al­ize that there’s no point in do­ing any­thing if no­body’s watch­ing.”