This leather chair belongs to me. I would let you sit in it, but you can’t sit in an idea.

“I held her, but that wasn’t enough to hold us together. That’s where the glue c…”

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem m…”

“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”