This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.

“Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.”

“Crowley had always known that he would be around when the world ended, because …”

“You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was, ‘Bu…”

“-Можеш ли да седнеш на стола?-Не госпожо, ама мога да се свлека по корем на него”