Thomas Jefferson High
School [..] His high school was named after a slave owner who was also one of
the world’s greatest theoreticians on the subject of human liberty.

“He had a penis one inch in diameter and seven and a half inches long. During th…”

“When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is i…”

“There are plenty of good reasons for fighting,' I said, 'but no good reason eve…”

“Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses…”