Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.

“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpected…”

“A brick is a lot like love. I mean, I’m sure it is. It simply must be. However,…”

“A brick could be used as a cape, when I’m practicing my anti-superhero drills i…”

“She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be …”