Thoughtlessness—I try not to think about it.

“The pros and cons of being a criminal: Pros—are cons that haven’t been caught. …”

“Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot…”

“I had to put away my toy so it didn’t get lost. After all, cats can’t read maps…”

“I have rose-colored glasses. The frames have thorns.”