Throw a pair of Band-Aids over your eyelids, and open your eyes to your wounds.

“Sword and words—same letters, and same ability to cut down.”

“I planted a tree. You’d think my neighbors would be happy for the shade it woul…”

“I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.”

“I can be a better friend, lover, and humanitarian, but I can’t be a better eggr…”