Tickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through the window to get them.

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“A blanket could be used to sail with the wind. That wind is provided by my ceil…”

“I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is refl…”

“There’s a traffic jam in the stream. I’d better go fish up a solution. Too bad …”