To forgive is Godly. To begrudge is manly. I don’t even have any chest hair, so you know where I stand.

“Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel l…”

“People are like books. You can either read them, or you can burn them. But befo…”

“I’m like a tree frog when it comes to birthdays. Basically, my thoughts on birt…”

“A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t gro…”