To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best.

“I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All tho…”

“He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On…”

“I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I nee…”

“I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.”