To live up to its name, softball should be played with a human testicle.

“I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, bu…”

“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because w…”

“My friend isn’t big into cars. He’s only 4’4”.”

“I don’t worry about GDP. Not when there are so many other combinations of lette…”