To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients.

“A blanket could be used to protect your heart from heartbreak. Keep your heart …”

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole fun…”

“A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses th…”

“A brick could be used as gift for the man who has everything. Here’s a tip: tha…”