To me, life is sad, like a piano with no pedals being played by a person with no fingers.


“A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.”

“Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.”

“The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m …”

“There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who C…”