To stop a battle, a politician would propose a war.

“She always looks like she’s about to break into laughter. He always looks like …”

“My last phone call was totally uncalled for. Well, not totally. More like 99.88…”

“Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be be…”

“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offer…”