To treat everyone equally is offensive, because it fails to recognize anyone as an individual.

“It also must be hard to have a wife like Mrs. Indianapolis. She’s in the fashio…”

“I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.”

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“The peace corps looks like peace corpse, and death isn’t a very peaceful though…”