To wipe her off my mind, I wiped my ass. I felt so free after that I took a shit, just to wipe some more.

“I collect collect calls from the 80s. I prefer them in mint condition, meaning …”

“When everything is working out for you, it means you are in the wrong gym.”

“People are like puzzles. Especially interconnected people, like Siamese twins.”

“One of my hobbies is reading finance and economic books—at the strip club, wher…”