Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.

“How miserably hypocritical, you might say, but no sooner am I offered a chance …”

“Tell the world what scares you most. Save the world with some advice from the f…”

“My hips bristle with totems and talismans, proof that I am not simply a charact…”

“The cancer I don't have is everywhere now.”