Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.

“If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. And not only that, bu…”

“Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever ha…”

“Sunglasses make me feel cool. They also make me feel cool. (Stylish and refresh…”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”