Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice.

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”

“A brick could be a columnist for the New York Times, and could even win a Nobel…”

“He looked me right in my eyes and told me he just ate a sandwich, and I had to …”

“Being an only child makes me the oldest child and the youngest child. And the m…”