Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic.

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t …”

“Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earth…”

“To save space and money, Thor and my mom work in the same office, which is basi…”

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in tra…”