Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.

“The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters o…”

“Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told…”

“I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inev…”

“I stand six feet back when meeting new people. And before they can step to me a…”