Trusting someone nice to you doesn’t make you a moron. It makes the person who fucked you over an asshole.

“You wanna know what else I know?” he asked.“What do you know, honey?” “My girl …”

“You tore my sheet.”“I’ll buy you a new one.”“I don’t want a new one. I think I’…”

“I demoted him from The Best Man Ever to just The Best Man I’d Ever Met. Superma…”

“I dreamed a dream and there I was, a ring on my finger, my man's mouth on mine,…”