Turn the fan off when I’m talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it distorts and dilutes what I’m saying.

“A brick could be used to simulate a war opponent. Especially if your nemesis is…”

“I like using White Out. But sometimes backspace or delete works just as well, w…”

“A blanket could be used as a tarp to cover an outdoor swimming pool the size of…”

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the use…”