Twatwaffling she-devil

“Kiddo, I rarely get compliments. So I just decide to compliment myself instead.…”

“I have to live with my mistakes, but I don’t have to regret them. I regret my a…”

“I feel kind of bad for calling him Twatwaffle now.”“You should feel bad,” I yel…”

“The day I met a friendly ghost was the day I came up with better analogies.”