Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"

I say, goodnight.

The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

“Why is it that I occur as a story to everyone except myself?”

“Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent pra…”

“No matter how many women you bring home, there's never a storage problem.”

“Life is short, death is forever”