Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

“I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hoo…”

“That is what we are. Death.”

“By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance…”

“I'm supposed to be a christian, but most days I don't feel like I can even pres…”