Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.

“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you…”

“Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born…”

“The bad news is we don’t have any con­trol. The good news is you can’t make any…”

“The first step to eternal life is You have to die!!”