Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonder if my date was thinking how provocative the term “manhole cover” is.

“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. B…”

“When love dissipates, it’s like dancing with daisies at midnight, and you don’t…”

“When congratulations are in order, I like to wait until they’re out of order to…”

“A brick could be analyzed in the lab, broken down into olfactory components, an…”