Water always flows downhill. So does my love. Are you prepared for a flood? You’d better build an ark.

“The neon orange orb sat low in the sky, slowly breaking free of the horizon lik…”

“I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handl…”

“If financial genius were legs, my girlfriend would own fourteen pairs of Jimmy …”

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a ge…”