Water is nearly invisible. So is my love. Drink it in, but don’t choke on it.

“The days float on like a feather in the wind, but at the end of the week, I’m s…”

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say,…”

“Twitter—up to the minute minute details.”

“50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.”