We all have this moment, when your folks first see you as someone not growing up to be them.

“These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Old George Orwell got it backw…”

“That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell.”

“My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my slop…”

“Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen …”