We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso.

“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rath…”

“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that…”

“I wish I had a crystal bowl to see into the future with. Every morning I would …”

“I like to use my influence for good, rather than evil. And in this case, the go…”