We all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to the public.

“If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to …”

“A brick could be used as a bottle opener. Just don’t smash down too hard, or yo…”

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“Our relationship is like ten turtles marching along, followed by seven beetles,…”