We all need something to embrace, even if it’s just our own torso.

“I had to sell my cigarette boat, for fear it would cause cancer.”

“Water always flows downhill. So does my love. Are you prepared for a flood? You…”

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”

“I think the best punishment for a misbehaving child is to strap them to a chair…”