We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths.

“And since she drove to work every morning, I could only use the car on weekends…”

“Me: "Touch the cave wall."Computer: "You touch the cave wall. It is moist."Isaa…”

“Take a picture of this so Isaac can see it when they invent robot eyes.”

“You deserve a life.”