We lie best when we lie to ourselves.

“It's as if God gave you something-all those stories- and said, "Here you are. T…”

“I had been hobbled, perhaps even crippled by a pervasive internet society I had…”

“If your car won't start, curse it ... and be sure you curse it female.”

“Twas something else. I had come to hate her, you see. I had come to wish her de…”