We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.

“I want to type one of my books into a free online translation website, and conv…”

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratchi…”

“Television isn’t a substitute for a babysitter, but the microwave is. Mmmm cook…”

“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t …”