We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.

“I could sit in a recliner, if I were so inclined.”

“The only thing politicians serve is their own interest. Public servant has morp…”

“You can believe history books when they tell you when wars were fought. You jus…”

“My stomach is my locker. Let me store your lunch for you. You’ll get it back, i…”