We made love like an earthquake, which was nice because neither one of us had to do any work.

“I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze …”

“If love had a pulse, like a heartbeat, would you find yourself oscillating like…”

“I’m too impatient to be impatient, as impatience often wastes time through repe…”

“Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.”