We made love like we didn’t, only more so less.

“If Twinkies grew on trees, as nature intended, then I would like to irrigate yo…”

“It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve dec…”

“Her clothes were half off—a sale, not a strip tease. Watching her shop was as h…”

“One of my hobbies is reading finance and economic books—at the strip club, wher…”